Attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we're all professionals, why don't we hear each other out right now?"
They all agree that this is a good idea, so the first psychiatrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I over-bill my patients as often as I can."
The second admits, "I have an opioid problem that's out of control, and I whenever I receive sample prescriptions from pharmaceutical companies, I use them up myself."
The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret."
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