A man took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out. He sat his father down on a sofa in the main hallway and went to talk with the administrators.
Once his son was out of sight, the old man started to tilt slowly toward the left. Just then, a doctor came by and said, "Let me help you," and piled a couple pillows on the left side of the old man so that he could stay upright.
After the doctor walked away, the old man started to tilt slowly to the right. An orderly noticed and put several more pillows on his right-hand side.
Moments later, the old man started to lean forward, but a nurse came by and piled a few more pillows in front of him.
About this time, the son returned and asked, "Well, dad, isn't this a nice place?" The old man replied, "I guess it's okay, but they won't let me fart."
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