Fred Oyster and Sam Clam were the best of friends, and their lifelong dream was to open a disco together. This dream was never realized, however, because one day Sam was tragically killed in an automobile accident. Fred gave up on this dream, feeling it just wasn't right to do it without his pal.
However, a couple years after Sam passed away, Fred was visited by Sam's ghost. "Fred!" Sam's ghost said. "I have something I need to show you in heaven!" Delighted to finally be reunited with his friend, Fred agreed to take trip together. Arriving at the pearly gates, Sam said, "There are just two very important things you need to know: first, since you are a visitor here, you must carry this golden harp with you at all times or you won't be allowed to return to earth, and second, you must leave heaven before midnight." "No problem!" Fred said, and the two journeyed into heaven where Fred was astounded to see a brilliant neon "DISCO" sign. "Yep!" Sam said. "We finally did it, old pal!" The two friends danced the night away, laughing and enjoying each other's company.
Just before midnight, Fred glanced at the clock, wished his friend a hearty farewell, and promised to return to the disco when his time came. Then he ran to the pearly gates, but when an angel asked him for the golden harp, Fred smacked himself on the forehead and exclaimed, "Oh, no! I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco!"
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