Incognito Vacation

Two priests decide to go to Hawaii on vacation.

They're determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy, so as soon as the plane lands, they head for a store and buy some really outrageous shirts, shorts, sandals, and sunglasses.

The next morning, they go to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb.

They're sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery, when a drop dead, gorgeous, topless blonde in a thong bikini comes walking straight towards them. They can't help but stare.

As the blonde gets closer, she smiles and says, "Good morning, Father…Good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them as she passes by.

They're both stunned! "How in the world did she know we're priests?"

So, the next day, they go back to the store and buy even more outrageous outfits - outfits that are so loud you can HEAR them before you even see them.

Once again, the two incognito priests head for the beach and settle into their beach chairs to enjoy the sunshine.

After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string bikini, taking her sweet time, comes walking toward them. And again, she nods to each of them, saying "Good morning, Father," and starts to walk away.

But one of the priests can't stand it any longer and says, "Just a minute, young lady..."

"Yes?"

"We ARE priests, and proud of it, but I have to know...How in the world did you KNOW we're priests, when we're dressed like this?"

"Father," she says, "it's ME, Sister Mary Francis!"