A Blonde was Driving along a Country Road...

A blonde named Jeanie was driving along a country road when she caught sight of another blonde in the middle of a wheat field. As Jeanie slowed her car to investigate, she realized that the girl was seated in a rowboat making rowing motions. "What are you doing?" Jeanie called out. "I'm rowing in a sea of wheat!" the girl yelled back cheerfully. "You know what?" Jeanie shouted, enraged, "It's blondes like you that give us blondes a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"