Ice Fishing Blonde

Once there was a blonde who decided that she was sick and tired of prejudice against blondes, and she thought to herself, "So I may not be the smartest person in the world, but if I focus on a single subject I can become an expert in that area and then people will see that blondes are intelligent afterall." At that moment the television happened to be showing a program on ice fishing, so she decided that she would become an ice fishing master. That very day the blonde went to her local library and checked out all the books on ice fishing and bookmarked all the websites she could find on the topic. For months she spent long hours researching, until she finally decided that she was ready to test her skills. The blonde went to the local sporting goods store and bought all the supplies she would need, and the next day she trekked out onto the ice. She set up her tent, knelt on the ice, and began to saw a hole for her pole, when a booming voice from above insisted: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde was a little perturbed, but she hadn't spent the last 8 months for nothing, so she persisted in sawing. The voice boomed again: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Slightly daunted, the blonde paused before sawing again. A third time the voice rang out: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" "Is that you, G-d?" the blonde asked, trembling. "NO!" the voice shouted back. "This is the manager of the ice skating rink; I'm going to have to ask you to leave."