Redneck at Harvard

A redneck is visiting Harvard to do some research in Widener Library, but is having difficulty navigating the large campus. Seeing a student walking past, the redneck stops him, drawling: "Excuse me, do you know where Widener Library's at?" Very snootily, the student draws himself up and says, "I'm sorry, but at Harvard we do not end sentences with prepositions." "Oh I'm sorry," the redneck responds, "Do you know where Widener Library's at, ASSH*LE?"