A scientist was conducting a study on frog behavior and sat his test subject on a table in front of him. "Jumpa froggy, jumpa!" the scientist commanded, and the frog jumped to the end of the table. "Mmhmm," the scientist said, and wrote in his lab book, "Froggy witha four legga, ajumpa four feet." Then he cut off one of the frog's legs and said, "Jumpa froggy, jumpa!" This time the frog jumped a little less far, and the scientist wrote in his lab book, "Froggy witha three legga, ajumpa two feet." Then he cut off another of the frog's legs and said, "Jumpa froggy, jumpa!" The frog took a little while to move and jumped much less far, so the scientist recorded: "Froggy witha two legga, ajumpa six inches." Cutting off the frog's third leg, the scientist commanded, "Jumpa froggy, jumpa!" With only one leg the frog could scarcely jump, but he did tumble forward, and the scientist wrote down, "Froggy witha one legga, ajumpa one inch." Then he cut off the frog's last leg and said, "Jumpa froggy, jumpa!" - But the frog just sat there. A little louder, the scientist said, "JUMPA froggy, JUMPA!" But the frog didn't move. Quite loud, the scientist urged him, "JUMPA froggy! JUMPA!" but to no avail, and the scientist wrote in his lab book, "Froggy witha no legga, adeafa."
- A silly one from dad. :)
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