F*** it!

Two nuns and a priest were playing basketball, and the Father was playing really poorly, and getting very frustrated. As he missed another shot he yelled, "Oh, f*** it! I missed!" Shocked, one of the nuns exclaimed, "FATHER! Please! Watch your language so you don't offend G-d!" "Yeah, yeah," replied the priest, irritated. On his next shot, though, he missed yet again, and again yelled, "Oh, f*** it! I missed!" This time the nun was really concerned - "PLEASE, Father," she begged, "I am really worried for you - if you don't show a little more reverence, I am afraid G-d will punish you." The priest waved her off, and lined up to take another shot. Once again, though, the ball bounced off the hoop, and the priest screamed, "F*** it! I missed!" All of a sudden, a bolt of lightning came down and struck... the nun! And a booming voice from the heavens came, "Oh, f*** it! I missed!"