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Tuesday, June 28, 2011
A Bet
There are these two guys in a bar on the 20th floor of a building. The first man says, "I bet you $100 I can jump out of that window and come straight back in." The second man thinks the guy's crazy but he needs the money, so he says, "Okay, sure," and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, and then jumps straight back in. Amazed but unhappy about losing the $100, the second man says: "Alright, I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again," so the barman again holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, and then jumps straight back in. Thinking there must be some trick to it and wanting to recoup his losses, the second man says, "Okay, I'll bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in." The first man says, "Okay, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below, dying immediately. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man, "Geez, Superman, you're a mean drunk!"
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