Cowboy

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

And he said, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch - herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences - so I guess I am."

After a while, he asked her what she was and she said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. When I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I eat, or shower, or watch TV, all the time, I'm thinking about women."

A short while later she left, and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."